i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend
- The Mother (HIMYM Fav Quotes)
This is my favorite post ever.
do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean i’m nice i like people it’s just that i hate people
*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*